What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 01:37

Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
share office space ...
What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Apple’s new iPadOS has given my iPad a new lease of life - Creative Bloq
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Can you name an example of bad parenting?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
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So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.